newsbreak: uggs

i am interrupting my suggestions of awesome (and so far expensive) stuff you should buy to ask of you: WHY DO PEOPLE STILL WEAR UGGS? now i understand they are comfortable to wear and so feel free to wear them around your house as often and you please but for the love of god do NOT exit your front door with them on. i get that they were cool once i believe i was in 8th, 9th, maybe 10th grade at the time but now they are just tacky. they were hella ugly to begin with but whatever they made you "cool" so i will forgive you for that lapse of judgment but there are no more excuses now so please put them away it's just embarrassing.